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Trash: I think I'm going to buy a Vax.
<a dreamy look enters Vin's eye as he thinks he's married to the best woman on Earth. An 11/780 would just about fill the dining room, and would make a good conversation piece for fellow techies. I'm sure I could run some form of BSD Unix on it. I could call it 'minster' too, in honour of the student machine I used back in the 80s. Hmmm, don't they need an odd power supply...>
<Trash notices dreamy look on Vin's face>
Trash: no, not that sort of Vax - I mean the type you use to clean carpets with.

:-(
Date: 2004-07-16 03:00 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
$SET /VINCE=SAD_MAN

Why not install openVMS until the urge passes?
Date: 2004-07-16 03:24 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] steer.livejournal.com
I guess I've just never cared about the architecture of a machine unless it is so bad as to hold up work. (e.g. stupid windows memory paging stuff). So a VAX running FreeBSD is no more interesting than a slow PC in a huge sideboard running FreeBSD.
Date: 2004-07-16 03:53 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
Ummm, no, the first production computer in the world with virtual addressing was the Ferranti Atlas, which was about 15 years before VAX ;) ('62 vs '77) ;)

Date: 2004-07-16 07:01 am (UTC)

ext_157651: face (geeky_nobkg)
From: [identity profile] meltie.livejournal.com
There's an 11/750 with an RA80 and a few RA60s sat in my mum's basement. I just need a new set of PSUs for it...
Date: 2004-07-16 07:09 am (UTC)

ext_157651: face (Rock On)
From: [identity profile] meltie.livejournal.com
microvax.org (http://www.microvax.org)#s small cluster will be going up in the next month or so, there'll be VMS and NetBSD boxes, and email accounts...

It won't be on the '750 though, it has Issues. Something like a few 3100s or the 4000/200 - but I generally like to keep that one for myself to play on :D
Date: 2004-07-16 03:52 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
You can run OpenVMS under SimH. I know. I do. It's not fast though ;)

Date: 2004-07-16 03:56 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] sheepthief.livejournal.com
Oh I'd much rather have a leather-bound Cray than a boring old Vax. I mean look, you can sit on them (http://www.igd.fhg.de/~ingo/cray.jpg) and make dens (http://www.jacobsschool.ucsd.edu/~lsmarr/photos/kids%20in%20cray.jpg) out of them!
Date: 2004-07-16 04:24 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] sheepthief.livejournal.com
You really need to visit Bletchley Park.
Date: 2004-07-16 05:28 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] cyberspice.livejournal.com
I've wanted to go to Bletchley Park too. I've been wondering whether I could throw a visit as a group with the company but may be an LJ visit to BP would work just as well.
Date: 2004-07-16 05:26 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] cyberspice.livejournal.com
Apple Macintosh IIci with multiple colour monitors running System 7.0

/me laughs.

I had one of those at work. But how I would anoy Mac users with my Acorn! When was it Apple went over to RISC precisely...?

As it happens my home PC is starting to show it's age. I give it another year and it will be replaced by a Dual G5 complete with nice telly.
Date: 2004-07-16 07:00 am (UTC)

ext_157651: face (Default)
From: [identity profile] meltie.livejournal.com
Don't sit on them, the cooling units were never actually meant for sitting on!
Date: 2004-07-16 05:26 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] cyberspice.livejournal.com
A VAX? Why not a Dyson.

/me starts a holy war over vacuum cleaners!
Date: 2004-07-16 05:29 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
I have linked to thisa s most despairing laugh of the day so far.

Also I remember using minster - aww!
Date: 2004-07-16 05:44 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] cyberspice.livejournal.com
I'm too old for minster. I used the machines minster replaced!
Date: 2004-07-16 06:39 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
yeh , it's like castle and festival for Edinburgh!

It was 1988/89, I was on the MSc IP , it was a mainframe! Does that help??

I was telling a pal only t'other da that I did this whole computing conversion thing only 15 years ago and not only did we not use micros except in the Psycholgy Dep out teaching bit (hrup spit!) but I was explicitly DISCOURAGED, and indeed, i still believe, marked down for insisting on doing my big project at the end on a PC and using PC software..

And you tell the young ones today and they DOOO-OANT believe you :-)
Date: 2004-07-16 08:42 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
Um, you do know us 'proper' CompSci's used to laugh at you MSc people, don't you? :-) You were all so cute and, er, not very good with computers.

Um, yes we did, and no, no we weren't. What did you expect? We weren't geeks - we had lives :-)

I wish I still knew what people were doing off that course - in some ways it was a teribly bonding thing, we'd all have committed suicide if we hadn't bonded together to get through horrors like Glide, that maths formal specification language thingy (one letetr?) and that wanky guy who taught Pascal endlessly telling us about how he programed the Headingley cricket score board..

I recall you *really* weren't supposed to use Computer Service facilities either.

Um I think we were y'know? But I kept getting into trouble for the opposite,m as I say - using PC software, refusing to write reports inTRoff. I mean jesus wept; I was a fanzine fan, I'd had my own Amstrad for two years by then. I wrote my dissertation report on it (using paper with sprcoket holes in it on my baby printer, gods) and I'm sure that brought my mark down too :-)

Incidentally i got about 60 or less for my dissertation, and Oxford Univ press then agreed to publish it :-> Luckily (thank god) I lost interest in this pretty quickly..

I was also TOP in the Hardware course (Networks? something like that. About wires and caches and object and subject code and OSI models I think). How in GOD's name did that happen???!! (I suppose on reflection it says a lot abbout our general standard!!!)
Date: 2004-07-16 03:54 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
Jesus. Nobody has reminded me of Jim Briggs
(of Headingley infamy) for a long time.

Someone did once ask him what he meant when he was talking
about "nerd curd" - they thought it was some horribly
technical jargon, but it was just his curious accent's way
of saying "the node code" running on one of the processors
of the system he was working on ;)

When he was a postgrad, Briggs shared a house with one
of my current work colleagues (Gary Morgan, who you might
remember as a young lecturer in those days - now he's got
a proper job) - Gary claims they only communicated by email
for the whole year.

Popular opinion is that Briggs is not the product of sexual
union, we reckon his mum knitted him. He went South to some
Godforsaken polytechnic in about '96 apparently.
Date: 2004-07-16 04:18 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
I'm gald you all thought he was as much a wanker as we did! It occurred to me scarikly as I typed that one of You Lot might actually be friends with him..

I *think* I possibly remember Gary as a young guy who though not really one of our lecturers was amazingly helpful with that formal specification language I was talking about .. ring any bells|?
Date: 2004-07-16 04:43 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
GAAAHHHHH!!!

NOT ENOUGH WARNINGQ!!!!
Date: 2004-07-16 04:43 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
Heavens we did masses!! As well as what I've aready said, there was Prolog, and SQL, and some UNIX and some system analysis /specification stuff, and interface crap (Psych dept as I said)and actually physically making gates and boards - why?- and formal maths - proofs and things - why also??? God it floods back..People were expiring around me.. We got through the year on cake.. I think the idea was to cram an UG degree into a year. I've always actually felt that even tho it wasn't v relevant to anything i did since - no AI, no PCs, no Internet, no HTML - it was a pretty god grounding in nuts and bolts which has been quite good for me - amazing how many people in IT law can't tell object from source code, and wouldn't know what a bit was if they bit one..
Date: 2004-07-17 01:54 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
People voluntarily working in high technology tend to
score higher than the "normal" population on most tests
that screen for autism. I've certainly worked with a lot
of people who I'd say showed classic Asperger's Syndrome
symptoms - JSB being one of them - although far from being
the most pronounced case I've seen.

I've certainly interviewed people who I would've been
happier referring for psychiatric treatment than offering
a job to in the past, on more than one occasion.

In some respects the more hardcore end of computing is
a natural refuge for people tending towards that end of
the autism spectrum - it's about detail, control, systems,
rules, things - not people! Of the engineering staff
in my current workplace, the former technical director was
(IMHO, and IANAD) probably borderline Asperger's, one of
my fellow team leaders shows many of the stereotypical
symptoms but seems aware of the issue and makes conscious
although not often successful efforts to work around it,
and about a third of the engineers display some of the
traits....
Date: 2004-07-16 08:45 am (UTC)

Ps

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
What was Vision? Is it a club or a computer??!!
Date: 2004-07-20 03:48 am (UTC)

Re: Ps

From: [identity profile] green-amber.livejournal.com
If I'd seen a long leather clad man in 1989 I'd probably have run! I was rather more innocent then.
Date: 2004-07-16 05:49 am (UTC)

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From: [personal profile] ellenscult
*chortle* My mum used to have a Vax. It was orange. ;)
Date: 2004-07-16 07:13 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
Vax documentation's interesting, my first set was the Big Blue Wall (VMS 3.something), then I got a Big Orange Wall (alas I chucked most of it away) - VMS 4.x - then it became a Big Grey Wall...... VMS 5.x onwards?

Date: 2004-07-16 06:05 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] lproven.livejournal.com
Trust me. NO woman is THAT perfect.
Date: 2004-07-16 06:41 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] lproven.livejournal.com
I *say!* That *is* well-trained!

I've only recently met Pete at all. I had no idea he was so inclined. I shall attempt to rectify this next time we have more than 2min...
Date: 2004-07-16 07:06 am (UTC)

ext_157651: face (Default)
From: [identity profile] meltie.livejournal.com
Re: NMI

Ooh, excellent!
Date: 2004-07-16 07:13 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile] blue-condition.livejournal.com
"NMI" is traditionally a hacker term that implies sex is imminent. ;)
Date: 2004-07-16 02:15 pm (UTC)

The Luddite speaks....

From: [identity profile] rainbowskye.livejournal.com
*confused look*
So, was I meant to understand anything about this post, other than the carpet cleaning bit?!
Date: 2004-07-16 03:57 pm (UTC)

Re: The Luddite speaks....

From: [identity profile] rainbowskye.livejournal.com
Detailed computer knowledge?? I can switch the bloody thing on, what more is there to know?!

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