Worst. Rap. Ever!

We're hard at work there this morning... Contemplating which song is "the worst rap of all time". So far we've identified the following for contention:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvtzHxr-7g8 - Adam & The Ants - "Ant Rap".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo - "Stutter Rap" - Morris Minor & Majors [Yes, that *is* Tony Hawks.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUh5LlrPZ4 - John Barnes Rap from "World in Motion".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7Y4F-UPGHw - Wham! - "Wham! Rap". Hello George, so you're having fun with the boys that you meet down on the line ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljB4kYSnxHQ - Anthrax - "I'm The Man". Ooh, I haven't heard this in years.

Are there any we've missed?