Embarrassing stories

Now, I'm quite happy to write-up embarrassing stories about myself, for others to laugh at, as I don't really have much in the way of a sense of embarrassment anyway. However, I can't really remember any (well, apart from the whole "hello, I'm Jim Bowen" thing). Now, this could mean I've had an unembarrassed life, but that seems unlikely (though possible). I know Robin has said he's felt embarrassed for me when I've done some silly things.

So, I've a plan! I'll screen comments and then if *you* can think of a particularly stupid incident from my past you can comment about it. I'm screening comments to prevent spoilers. I can then write it up for everyone to laugh at next time I'm feeling bored.