Terrifyingly badly written Def Leppard review

I seem to recall some of you were contemplating going to see Def Leppard soon? Here, for your amusement, is a review of a Def Leppard gig I wrote for York Student Vision in about 1988. Reading it some 15 years later convinces me that I made the right choice when I decided to make a career out of writing Perl rather than English!
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